Porn actress uses former schoolmate's name

We couldn't reach the head of this effort, but the church's Web site offers updates on the project. They've given away 16,000 pamphlets. "We continue to encounter opposition from people that call themselves believers and from some of the authorities," the Web site says.

They seem to be a little obsessed with Jews. "There will be much follow-up — many of the believers we are meeting have unbelieving Jewish friends," the site says.

It's not that they hate the Jews, mind you. They even include a Jewish-mother lightbulb joke (Answer to "how many, etc": "None. I'll sit in the dark. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me!")

So hey, all you Christ-killers — head down to the tunnels and make some new friends!! You guys love jokes, right?

Tales from the BBB

There are a million sad stories in the files of the Houston chapter of the Better Business Bureau. Well, maybe not a million, but there are quite a few. And some of them offer religious and moral parables for our time. Like the Houston company known as Gospel Music Store Online. Witness the struggle here.