Today Denver, tomorrow the Twin Cities.
The provocateur who brought you "Piss Christ" pinches off a new concept.
Houston Haunted Houses promise screams of terror in both locations. Take a walk through the Haunted Maze and Sanitarium at their Elton location, or visit the Castle of Doom and Haunted Woods at the Gulf Freeway location. Open Thursdays through Sundays in October and nightly from October 29 to 31. 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. $15-$85.
ScreamWorld2225 N. Sam Houston Pkwy., 713-914-1313, www.screamworld.com
More than 30,000 Houstonians have visited this haunt annually since these creaky doors opened in 1989. Originally located in downtown, in 2001 ScreamWorld moved to a 4.5-acre facility comprised of three haunted houses and an outdoor maze. This year they added an outdoor cemetery. Besides high-tech animatronic monsters, expect to dodge racing cars, ankle-biters and cobwebs. Watch where you step.
The temple of terror opens nightly at 7:30 p.m. October 4 to 7, October 11 to 14, October 18 to 21, October 25 to 31 and November 2 to 3. General admission tickets are $22 per person to visit the five haunted attractions, and $30 for a VIP Fast Pass, with no waiting in line. A downloadable $3 discount coupon and advance tickets sales are available at www.screamworld.com.
ScreamWorld is not recommended for children under the age of 12.
Texas Renaissance Festival
www.texrenfest.com, 800-458-3435
Any event where you dress up is part of the Halloween season. Despite what Miss Pop Rocks might think of these followers, all who attend have a good time. Not only do toddlers like it, but even Holly from The Girls Next Door gets into it. The festival runs Saturdays and Sundays from October 6 through November 25. Tickets $10-$21.
Texas Seaport Museum
Pier 22, 22nd St. and Harborside Dr., Galveston, 409-763-1877
Galveston's a good place to look for real-life ghosts. It's been home to the allegedly cannibalistic Karankawa Indians and merciless pirates, including the famous Jean Lafitte, whose lavish and lawless den of thieves made the island's first European settlement. Galvestonians in the 19th century knew fires, epidemics of yellow fever and malaria, military occupation and bitter war, and, of course, storms. Um, there's bound to be some ghosts somewhere. One-hour narrated excursions go through October 31. They leave at 5:30 p.m. Tuesdays through Fridays, and at 11 a.m., 1 p.m., 3 p.m. and 5 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays.
Thursday, October 25
The Roxy
5351 W. Alabama, 713-850-7699
Carmen of Carmen's Boutique and Video doesn't only sell sexy costumes, she's now hosting her own party, and any party she threw wouldn't be complete without a Carmen look-alike contest. There'll also be other costume contests and Latin and hip-hop music to shake to all night long.
Friday, October 26
Aztecas Margarita Bar and Grill
2207 Richmond, 713-526-1702,
Costume contest with cash prizes and drink specials. Live music downstairs and spooky techno dance beats upstairs.
ComedySportz
901 Town & Country Blvd. 713-868-1444
Catch the most treats for your Halloween dollar with the "Hysterical Horrors" show. In this special match, two teams of improv comedians will battle for points and laughs, while a wisecracking referee keeps things moving, all with a Halloween theme. Wear a legitimate costume and they'll let you in for half price. 8 p.m. October 26 and 27. $14; costumed patrons get in for $7.
Houston Museum of Natural Science
One Hermann Circle Dr., 713-639-4629, www.hmns.org
All museums seem hip to the idea of turning into party central when the sun sets. Come dressed in costume for an evening of music by the Fab Five, free food, cash bar and festivities. The ticket alone is worth the admission to The Dark Side of the Moon in the Burke Baker Planetarium. 8 p.m. to midnight. $13 members; $15 nonmembers.
Mezzanine Lounge & Sports Bar
2200 Southwest Fwy., 713-528-6399,
All weekend long, this lounge will be scaring up the season. Today is Freaky Fiesta Friday with drink and food specials.
Onion Creek
3106 White Oak, 713-880-0706,
Halloween bash with special performances. 7 p.m. Free.
Russian Bear Restaurant
1801 S. Dairy Ashford, 281-496-4018
Enjoy the scenery with belly dancers and a Russian show. Of course, the half-price Russian vodka should help to make everything look that much better.
Slainte Irish Pub
509 Main, 713-222-1033
This Halloween, drink like you're Irish. Costume contest, Jäger girls and prizes.
Saturday, October 27
6th Street Bar & Grill
2701 White Oak, 713-880-5999
This corner in the Heights is doing its best to become a party haven any day of the week, and Halloween is no exception. There will be drink specials, costume contests and a live DJ.
702 Lounge
702 W. Dallas, 713-654-8040, www.702houston.com
No cover, plenty of shot and drink specials and a DJ.
Aztecas Margarita Bar and Grill
2207 Richmond, 713-526-1702,
Costume contest with cash prizes and drink specials. Live music downstairs and spooky techno dance beats upstairs.
Bohemeo's
708 Telephone Rd., 713-923-4277, www.halloweenfilmfest.org
The 4th Annual Houston Halloween Film Festival is a grassroots short-film festival and costume party. Like Dr. Frankenstein said, "It's alive! It's alive!" 7 p.m. to1 a.m. $15 entry includes food and drinks.
Byzantio Cafe Bar
403 W. Gray, 713-520-6896
Costume contest with cash prizes.
Cadillac Bar
1802 Shepherd, 713-862-2020