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Continental cuisine is over, so why would anybody want to eat at this retirees' hang-out on South Post Oak Lane?
By Robb Walsh
Published: March 6, 2008As the trio struck up a Brazilian samba tune and warm sunshine streamed in through the high windows, we settled back into our chairs to take in the elegant surroundings at Masraff's. This posh "Euro-American" restaurant has been around since 1999, and up until a couple of weeks ago, I'd avoided it like poison ivy.
I've long held that if we ignore outdated Continental cuisine restaurants, eventually they will all go away. So I'm perplexed to admit that my first visit to Masraff's for Sunday jazz brunch was absolutely delightful. Our waiter was French, the service was perfect, and the saxophone player kicked ass.
My dining companion was delirious over the hot-out-of-the-oven croissants. She tore them open one after another and spread them with butter and some of Masraff's incredible orange marmalade, which is made in-house and contains big honking slices of orange peel.
She got baked eggs Florentine, which featured a bed of sautéed spinach and mushrooms in a béchamel sauce topped with two roasted-yet-runny eggs. After cutting myself a little sample, I was jealous. But then my entrée arrived, and I lost interest in hers.
I got the steak tartare, a luscious-looking mountain of hand-cut raw beef tenderloin. I pierced the raw egg yolk that perched in a crater on top of it all. "Look, the volcano is erupting," I said to my tablemate as the yolk slowly flowed down. She told me to stop playing with my food.
At the base of the steak mound, neat rows of chopped eggs, capers and minced red onions radiated outward. The meat was lightly seasoned with lemon juice and mustard. I added a little salt and pepper and mixed up some raw steak and egg yolk with a little of each of the condiments. I ate a huge bite with some toast and chased it with black coffee. Then I closed my eyes and smiled. Now that's a steak-and-egg breakfast.
Steak tartare is a fabulous old-fashioned dish that has become more exotic because of modern taboos. In this era of ground beef recalls and raw egg paranoia, it's hard to get steak tartare in a restaurant. My friend Paul Galvani asks for it every time he visits a top-end steak house; some accommodate him, and some refuse. It takes some chutzpah to put steak tartare on your Sunday brunch menu in this day and age, but then again, no one would accuse Tony and Russell Masraff of lacking cojones.
Tony Masraff was a former IBM executive and high-tech entrepreneur who literally bet his retirement ranch on this restaurant venture. And Masraff's was no small investment. The Tuscan-inspired stone building is built on a large lot on high-rent Post Oak Lane. The interior is grand, if not overblown. The expensive furnishings include handmade American cherry wood tables and Venetian glass light fixtures.
When the restaurant first opened, some assumed it was named after the legendary George Masraff, who was the original chef. Chef Masraff, who once had a Michelin one-star restaurant in France, spent five years as executive chef of Tavern on the Green in New York before he moved to Houston to help out his cousin Tony and nephew Russell.
But Chef Masraff didn't last very long. He left something like six or seven years ago. He worked in Paris for a while and then headed back to New York where he was the executive chef of Brasserie Ruhlmann when it opened in Rockefeller Center.
The Web site for Masraff's on Post Oak Lane has lots of information about the father-and-son team, but it doesn't mention a chef. So I called the restaurant the other day and asked the lady who answered the phone the seemingly innocuous question: "What's the name of your chef?"
I ended up on the phone with Russell Masraff. The younger Masraff is a Conrad N. Hilton College of Hotel and Restaurant Management graduate who worked at Pappas Bros. Steakhouse and other restaurants before he joined his father in starting Masraff's.
Russell Masraff declined to tell me the name of the restaurant's current chef. Then he angrily decided that our entire conversation was off the record.
Whatever.
On a dinner visit, my dining companion ordered braised short ribs and crab. It sounded like an odd combination at first. But when the waiter delivered the plate, he described it as Masraff's version of surf and turf. That put a smile on everybody's face and brought the dish into a certain wacky perspective.
Any lingering doubts about the odd couple disappeared with one taste of the short ribs. The meat was falling-apart tender, and the gravy was sweet and thick. It reminded me of those sauerbraten sauces that are thickened with ginger snaps, but without the ginger flavor.
There were two Jonah crab claws on the plate, along with a basket made of fried shredded potatoes that held some Gulf lump crabmeat. I can't say the short ribs and crab went together very well, but then again, neither do the lobster and steak on the typical surf and turf plate.
A shiitake mushroom ragout went well with the short ribs, and a tart chutney tasted great with the crabs, so I'm not complaining. The portion was enormous — we asked them to wrap up the leftovers for our little doggy.
I also sampled the wild, line-caught salmon, which was cooked perfectly to medium rare without even asking. It was served with creamy spinach.
The salmon went beautifully with the 2006 Santenay Burgundy I ordered. I had heard so much about the 2005 vintage in Burgundy, I was shocked that the 2006 had such bright fruit and tight structure. Santenay, at the Southern end of the Côte de Beaune, is a lot cheaper than the more famous communes further north.











I too never would have thought about Masraff's. Seemed like I'd be having lunch or dinner with Babara Bush and a gaggle of distinguished geriatrics...but maybe now I'll check it out---at least for brunch. Wonder why the owner refused to name the chef?
He could have simply said that he was directing the kitchen, but the way he responded made me wonder if he's hiding something (insert Lou Dobbs comment here). Anyway, the tartar sounds ballsy indeed, and I'm always game for croissants and fresh marmalade. Sounds like a decent wine list as well! Will give it a try, with my parents, at least.
Comment by mordor — March 6, 2008 @ 08:36PM
[quote]And I will keep going back until Russell Masraff figures out who I am and throws my ungracious ass out the front door.['quote]
Do I see shades of the "fried crap platter" or the "osso buco me, osso buco you!" incidents?
Comment by Dave — March 10, 2008 @ 02:09PM
LOVE Masraff's! If comfort food with a twist, paired with incomparable wines served by efficient and polite servers in an inviting atmosphere where you can actually talk to your dining companions (a rarity these days)is something you're searching for, then you'll love Masraff's too.
Comment by Mid-Age Matron — March 12, 2008 @ 09:31AM
I read this review and was really excited to try Masraff's, as I drive past the place daily. I live less than a mile away. So, I took my fiance and my 16 year old daughter on Sunday, 3/9. I must have gotten lost, the restaraunt I ate in had the right address and name on the door, but it wasn't the one described in this review.
There was a band of sorts, but no saxaphone player, kick ass or otherwise. I ordered the baked eggs Florentine, they sounded oh so good! What I got was burnt around the edges, and the yolks of the eggs were cooked solid. I would have loved to have had a little yolk running down to flavor the overcooked remaining ingredients. I should have sent it back, but I didn't for some reason, as both my dining companions had to send their dishes back. They both got the potato crusted jumbo lump crab cake benedict with sauteed spinach and hollandaise sauce. Everything was overcooked, but the english muffins were charcoal burnt! There was more shell than crab. I won't every be going back, I know it may have been a bad Sunday, but I literally commented to the server it seemed as if the chef had stepped outside to smoke a cigarette and forgot he had things in the oven. Very bad...
Comment by Richard Doll — March 19, 2008 @ 04:10PM